I am the author of the Dictator's Handbook: a practical manual for the aspiring tyrant, published in 2012 by Gull Pond Publishing. A labor of love, it took three years of somewhat intensive writing, research, and editing to bring it into this world, and it's now available in printed and ebook forms at many different retailers around the world. It's over 300 pages, lavishly illustrated by a talented cartoonist/illustrator, and is fully referenced with over 500 citations.
There's quite a bit more: an active forum that I manage personally, and Dick's Blog, the whimsical overview of the current events of our heavy-handed leaders. Laugh before you cry! All this is brought to you by our proud partner and sponsor, Mr. Richard M. Tater (go ahead, call him "Dick") himself! Don't mess with him: he's reading your email.
Ever wish you could tell somebody on the Internet to just shut the f*ck up, dictator style? Now you can.
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